Val nooit iemand lastig tijdens een BJ

Of de man uit het volgende verhaal kreeg op dat moment de beste BJ ooit OF hij moet zo lang droog hebben gestaan dat deze BJ voor hem een lifesaver was. Anyway, toen zijn BJ op een straathoek van een prostituee ruw werd verstoord door een ruziënd koppeltje twijfelde hij geen moment. Paul Hunter, de man in kwestie, pakte zijn pistool en begon op het stelletje in te schieten.

Lees het onderstaande nieuwsbericht van Seattle P.I: 

King County prosecutors contend Paul J. Hunter started shooting shortly after 2 a.m. on Aug. 26 at a man and a woman whose argument had disturbed his street-side liaison.

“You’re dead mother (expletive),” Hunter shouted at the pair before opening fire, according to charging papers. “You’re dead.”

Hunter, 64, was arrested shortly after the shooting. According to charging papers, he held a concealed weapons permit for the 9 mm Kel-Tec pistol he’s alleged to have used in the shooting.

The pair was walking in the 300 block of Fourth Avenue on the morning in question when they stumbled upon Hunter and his companion, a Seattle police detective said in charging papers.

A witness to the shooting later told police he heard Hunter arguing with a woman moments before the gunshot.

The man, who overheard the argument from an apartment nearby, said he heard Hunter complain to the woman that he’d given her money but hadn’t received anything in return. Hunter and the woman then stepped into the alcove.

And there they were when the purported victims walked past engaged in a loud argument, according to charging papers.

The argument spooked the woman fellating Hunter. She fled, the detective said, leaving Hunter upset.

Hunter hitched up his tuxedo pants – for reasons unclear in charging papers he’d gone formal – before drawing his pistol, shouting that he would kill them and firing one shot, the detective continued.