Deze man is een genie. Waarom is deze man een genie? Deze man bedacht het geniale, superslimme, geweldige idee om… zijn pensioen te laten crowdfunden. Tja, misschien heb je onlangs nog gelezen van een crowd-funding campaign van een jongen die een aardappelsalade wilde maken en daarmee $30K ophaalde. Deze man probeerde iets soortgelijks. Op de crowd-funding site (GoFundMe) schreef hij het volgende:

Hey guys, Jordan here. As you can see from my profile picture I like to have a great time and chicks really love me. Not saying anything new with that, people who know me can vouch that I’m sick as Hell (ask Tommy from Ronkonkoma or the manager of the Senor Frogs in Jersey) Here’s a pic of me with a mariachi band in Cabo…dope.

I realized though having a job has really hindered me from doing a lot of things, which is why I’m here. I want to get paid so I can afford the lifestyle I deserve without having to work for it. You all can understand that, unless you’re an idiot, in which case just donate and please leave my page right now.

So what will I use the money for? Well first and foremost…

1. Jet skis- Anyone who has had the taste of water speed like me knows you need to hit 12-15 sick ass waves a day or your fucking buzz goes right down the drain. With a job I really don’t have time for this and that’s bullshit. I’m a man of the sea like Aquaman (Vinny Chase) or Dave Hasselhoff.

2. Rent- Living in LA is expensive, a penthouse apartment with a view of the water (and my jet-ski.. see #1 explanation) can cost upwards of $3,000 a month, add in the home theater system and monthly Barkbox for my Maltipoo (chicks love that shit) and we’re talking $4,500 or so…(almost considering raising the GoFundMe amount to a million.)

3. A Healthy lifestyle – Listen, I look great already, but that doesnt come easy. Protein is expensive. Creatine is expensive. A membership to Equinox is expensive. Now I know what you’re saying, why not go to a cheaper gym? If I wanted to work out with peasants, I’d go to jail.

4. My passions – There are so many things in this life I want to do, but right now, aside from my latte art obsession, I really want to get into cooking, and to do that I NEED the entire Guy Fieri culinary set. This one is non-negotiable. Fieri is one of the few people that understands me, bro just wants to frost his tips, crack a brew and crank Nickelback till the fucking windows break.

5. Travel – If you are not cultured you are lame as fuck. I’m looking to pack my Instagram with pictures of amazing landmarks from around the world. I’m talking the eye-full tower, the bridge from the “Full House” opening, and the place on the shore where Snooki got punched. Minimum 50+ likes on each pic, I swear.

6. Finally, MY FAMILY – This one is so important, my family would really like to see me have a good time and not have to work. I asked them and they agreed.

Again, anything you can donate will be appreciated for a minute then probably forgotton soon after, but that’s life! LMAO. I will also update this constantly with new jet-ski pics and different pieces from Fieri’s collection. Thanks.
Read more at http://www.brobible.com/life/article/gofundme-campaign-not-to-work-anymore/

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